When to buy a girl a drink (part 1)

Now, there are plenty of societal rules that I am not so crazy about. Others I will honestly say are very beneficial to me. One in particular is having drinks bought for me at the club. I won't say that I expect you to buy me a drink but I am accustomed to receiving them. As a rule (on most nights) I won't accept a drink from a guy that I don't want to talk to after receiving it. Actually, I usually only take drinks from guys I wouldn't mind going out on a date with. A drink is always better when a meal is to follow! I'm not saying the whole guys buying drinks is fair, but hey, it's the society in which we live. So I want to let you know when it is expected of you to buy a girl a drink.

scenario 1
One night I was at the club having a grand ole time when I was approached by this guy. He asked if I wanted to dance and I just so happened to like the song so I said yes. Now those of you who know me know dancing is not really my strong suit. I'm not necessarily the worst dancer but it is vital for me to know the song so I'll be somewhat familiar with the beat and there are some songs I just can't dance to. I am very aware of this disability so unless I've had a couple of glasses of (insert your drink of choice) I decline. In any case I said yes. So we're dancing and chatting song 1 is over. In the middle of song 2 he asks for my number, as of right now his company is cool so I give it to him. So we're approaching song 3 and I've done too much dancing for me. Plus it's hot and it's crowded and umm sir I'm a little thirsty.

Rule Number 1: If you're going to dance with a girl for an extended length of time she needs a drink.

Scenario 2 (This has only happened to me once in life)
I minding my own business walking around the club and this guy stops me and says, "Come have a drink with me." So at first I say, "no, I'm cool" (b/c I wouldn't really talk to him). But he insisted so I said ok. So the man walks me to the bar, orders his drink and then crickets... Umm sir, you asked me to have a drink with you which means you are funding this operation. Well of course I starting walking away but he proceeds to try to get me to stay and talk. I have nothing to say to you, please get out of my way!

Rule Number 2: If you say come have a drink with me, you pay!!!!

Please stay tune for part 2!!!